From farting to being Gerard Depardieu, these are the most inconsiderate, anti-social things you can do on a plane.
小到肆意放屁,大到随地便溺……以下这些乘机行为最奇葩、最让人受不了。
1. Going bare foot
光脚
Taking your shoes off on a plane is one thing, but your socks too? What's wrong with you? You're not Ghandi.
在飞机上脱鞋,倒还情有可原。可有人偏偏连袜子一起脱。你脑子秀逗了吗?装甘地啊?
2. Asking your neighbour for their leftover food
向邻座讨食物
"Are you going to finish that?" Really?!
“你吃不完的给我吧。”你特么在逗我?!
3. Changing nappies on a seat
在座位上换尿布
The only reason you think that's acceptable is because that baby is your blood. Everyone else thinks that's disgusting.
你可能在想,不就给孩子换个尿片吗,多大点儿事啊。可别人都快反胃了好伐!
4. Using ineffective headphones
耳机漏音
There is no point to headphones that are as loud to your neighbours as they are to you. We don't want to hear your tinny trance compilation.
耳机声音太大了你没发现吗,前排后座都听得一清二楚了。咱对你那些个洗脑神曲不感兴趣。
5. Sniffing
吸溜鼻涕
Just blow your nose.
赶紧给我把鼻涕擤一擤吧,求你了。
6. Putting your feet up through the gap in the seats
脚伸到座位之间
There are few things worse than when you feel a little prod at your elbow and realise it's the person behind's big toe.
是不是有时觉得被戳到了手肘?转头一看,得!是后座那双臭脚。那叫一个心塞。